I'd like to marry a paramedic

So I can rest assured

Nearing retirement age

There's someone there who'll take care of me

Should I take a spill or just have a headache

Help is on the way

No matter too big or small

You'd be there once and for all, you could be

My own personal Florence Nightingale

Administering love on a sliding scale

I'd be your most loyal patient

And I promise that I will be patient with you

I'd like to die in the arms of my bride

Looking right into her eyes

There'd be no sadness to speak of

I'd just be so happy to've been loved by you